Today I took my mental acuity test. I got all three memory words correct, which was as good as anyone EVER!!! I completely past the test on telling time, which they were stupid enough to use the same one as last year.
My wife, Melodia, tells me that she has never heard of anybody doing any better than I did today, and I am 97 years old!
Understand This is a really hard test, and most people struggle with it. But not me. I was absolutely brilliant!
The stupid liberal Dollycrats would be so doped up, they would be lucky to not be dragged out of there!!!,!π ππΌππΌ
Most of this information is true, but the intent was purely for knowing humor.